Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum T-Shirt
Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum T-Shirt from Retro Design Co. If you love Handmaids Tale then this tee design is for you.
One Shirt to Rule Them All! – About My Tees
When choosing which shirt type to sell, I knew I only wanted the best quality for you guys. I spent months trying dozens of shirts out before finally finding the perfect tee. Imagine me dressed up as Goldilocks, surrounded by shirts and suddenly screaming “This one is juuusssst right!”.
The perfect T-shirt is a personal preference and the pressure of choosing a tee that I think you’ll all love was like picking my first starter Pokémon. I went back and forth, racking my brain, considering every possibility. But that mental workout was worth it. I’ve finally found one shirt to rule them all!
I’ve opted for a 100% premium ringspun cotton tee with a tailored fit. The sort of tee to suit any situation, whether that be a 24-hour gaming marathon or a super serious job interview (well, maybe not every situation). Soft yet durable; these tees print great, fit great and most importantly look great! I want my designs to be as vibrant as the day you first wore them!
• 4.3 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton (32 singles)
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric laundered
• Set-in 1×1 baby rib collar
• Hemmed sleeves
• Side seamed
• Tear away label
T-Shirt Size Guide
Please double check your shirt size before placing your order and if in doubt size up.
As much as I want every one of my customers to be 100% happy with their purchase, the print factory still charges me if you order the wrong size. Due to this there are limitations on my Returns policy.
"Free" U.S. Shipping on All T-Shirts & Hats!
Unlike big foot, who I am pretty sure I saw in a night club in Berlin once, there is no such thing as free shipping. Why the hell am I telling you this?
Well, if you’re here to buy my merch, you’re one of the family… and you don’t lie to family! The reason I chose free shipping for my website, is because the awesome guys that print my tees offer a flat shipping rate (for US Postal Service First Class). I included it in the shirt price so you don’t have any nasty surprises at the checkout.
Each T-shirt is made to order in our factory in Portland, Oregon. Printing is generally complete within 3 – 12 days (depending on how busy the print queue is). Please allow extra time for delivery.
Times can fluctuate due to high demand. If your order has not arrived within 14 business days, please contact me directly and I’ll embark on an epic mission to track down your goods.
International Delivery Now Available
I love seeing my art all around the world!
Due to the amazing quality of my American factory, I am reluctant to use localised printers; even though they would of course get to you quicker.
Like a refreshing pint of Guinness, I think good things are worth the wait. I have added ePacket shipping options for my international customers not in the US of A.
Why ePacket? I know it was originally set up for Chinese merchants to send stuff to the US, but their shipping, unlike USPS, comes with tracking so you can see where they are in the world and the cost of shipping isn’t going to massively break the bank for you guys.
I have also added a budget shipping option with no tracking, but I have found that this can be slower in some countries, so please be aware of that when selecting your shipping option.
Please Note: All deliveries outside of the US may be subject to customs delays and charges. This is completely outside of my control.