Christmas Cake is a Lie – Portal Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirt
Christmas Cake is a Lie – Portal Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirt from Retro Design Co.
Unleash some nostalgia with this Portal inspired Christmas Sweater T-Shirt. This nordic jumper design is part of the 12 Games of Christmas project by Retro Design Co. Be sure to check out the entire collection.
One Shirt to Rule Them All! – About My Tees
When choosing which shirt type to sell, I knew I only wanted the best quality for you guys. I spent months trying dozens of shirts out before finally finding the perfect tee. Imagine me dressed up as Goldilocks, surrounded by shirts and suddenly screaming “This one is juuusssst right!”.
The perfect T-shirt is a personal preference and the pressure of choosing a tee that I think you’ll all love was like picking my first starter Pokémon. I went back and forth, racking my brain, considering every possibility. But that mental workout was worth it. I’ve finally found one shirt to rule them all!
I’ve opted for a 100% premium ringspun cotton tee with a tailored fit. The sort of tee to suit any situation, whether that be a 24-hour gaming marathon or a super serious job interview (well, maybe not every situation). Soft yet durable; these tees print great, fit great and most importantly look great! I want my designs to be as vibrant as the day you first wore them!
• 4.3 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton (32 singles)
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric laundered
• Set-in 1×1 baby rib collar
• Hemmed sleeves
• Side seamed
• Tear away label
About the 12 Games of Christmas Collection
The idea for the 12 games of Christmas came about a few years ago. I was in my mid 20s and Christmas had started to lose the spark that it once had. A friend of mine bought me a retro game that I used to have as a kid. As I tore open his terribly wrapped present I had a moment of pure nostalgia when I saw it… I felt like a kid again.
I wanted to bring that nostalgia and Christmas feeling to gamers everywhere. Whether that is in the form of a tee that instantly makes people scream “wow I remember that game” to a Christmas card for your friends and family that reminds them of their favourite Christmas present as a kid.
The successful Kickstarter created a great iconic range of 12 designs, which were made into cards and tees. The cards have since fully sold out but you can still grab the t-shirts here on Retro Design Co.
If you wish to buy a bulk order of Christmas Cards please get in touch. Although I won’t be stocking the cards again in low order quantities, if you want 100+ cards I will happily order them direct to your address.
Feel free to check out the original Kickstarter video below to get into the Christmas spirit:
T-Shirt Size Guide
Please double check your shirt size before placing your order and if in doubt size up.
As much as I want every one of my customers to be 100% happy with their purchase, the print factory still charges me if you order the wrong size. Due to this there are limitations on my Returns policy.
"Free" U.S. Shipping on All T-Shirts & Hats!
Unlike big foot, who I am pretty sure I saw in a night club in Berlin once, there is no such thing as free shipping. Why the hell am I telling you this?
Well, if you’re here to buy my merch, you’re one of the family… and you don’t lie to family! The reason I chose free shipping for my website, is because the awesome guys that print my tees offer a flat shipping rate (for US Postal Service First Class). I included it in the shirt price so you don’t have any nasty surprises at the checkout.
Each T-shirt is made to order in our factory in Portland, Oregon. Printing is generally complete within 3 – 12 days (depending on how busy the print queue is). Please allow extra time for delivery.
Times can fluctuate due to high demand. If your order has not arrived within 14 business days, please contact me directly and I’ll embark on an epic mission to track down your goods.
International Delivery Now Available
I love seeing my art all around the world!
Due to the amazing quality of my American factory, I am reluctant to use localised printers; even though they would of course get to you quicker.
Like a refreshing pint of Guinness, I think good things are worth the wait. I have added ePacket shipping options for my international customers not in the US of A.
Why ePacket? I know it was originally set up for Chinese merchants to send stuff to the US, but their shipping, unlike USPS, comes with tracking so you can see where they are in the world and the cost of shipping isn’t going to massively break the bank for you guys.
I have also added a budget shipping option with no tracking, but I have found that this can be slower in some countries, so please be aware of that when selecting your shipping option.
Please Note: All deliveries outside of the US may be subject to customs delays and charges. This is completely outside of my control.